Azfar-ism

i wanna post this yesterday but apparently i’m sick. maybe i got it because of the ‘very cold’ air cond (ye ke shimi?) i have no idea what kind of fever i’m having since i was numb in my hands and legs and my hands are shaking. three tablets of uphamol kinda do the trick because i was feeling slightly better. but still, the fever is still there. probably i need about 2 or 3 days to wash it up. i never go to the doctor though. not that i’m afraid of them (duh!). uh, before the sick thing, i stay out after class to help my friend move out of his house. he found this new place where there is a guard, etc. etc. the place looks nice though, comparing to the old one. so, there we were carrying his stuff, on the evening, before we break fast. oh…we stop a while to break fast and a quick relax, then we continue. finished it about 10:30pm. that’s when my fever slowly went bad to worse. i can’t even drive the car. my friend do that for me.

oh, damn, the title is about good samaritan. i almost forgot. before i leave for home from my friends house, there were this couple park behind my car. a normal couple. they have a problem apparently. their car alarm has gone off and the have no fucking idea how to shut it down. probably their car battery has fucked up. i’m not a good person actually. i don’t help people often. i want to just go away from the scene actually. yeah, i’m that evil. but seeing them looking and thinking, i went to them and asked if they needed any help in a good manner way, not like a psycho killer or whatever. seeing that their car is a proton, i remembered all of their alarm has a kill switch. well, most of it if the car still uses the original alarm. i teach them how to disable the alarm without the hassle of yanking off the battery cable. which is stupid and is a really really last resort if you have no fucking clue what to do. i also warn them that because the car is malaysia made, the battery may go flat or i would like to say fucked up unnoticed anytime and anywhere. so people, take good care of your car. don’t think that once you know how to drive a car, you are that super. later aaight, got some pills to swallow…

hurm…hari pertama kelas aku start. ok gak le. ramai muka-muka baru aku nampak. semester ni, bebudak kelas aku sama macam semester lepas. subjek internet programming dah start belajar. nasib yang mengajar tu mentor aku. boleh kipas lebih-lebih sikit. ha ha. kelas aku habis pukul 12 tengahari, pastu ada kelas database pukul 1 petang. untuk menghabiskan masa menunggu, aku pergi lepak dengan member aku kat ampang point. time tu kiterang pergi kedai buku popular. popular ada buat diskaun barang alat tulis terpilih. satu barang 50sen. peh, sapa tak nak. kiterang terus la punggah barang-barang tuh. aku ambik pembaris, highlighter, pen dengan liquid paper. aku nak pergi bayar terus sebab nak pergi tandas, tapi mel tahan aku sebab ada nadia dan rakan-rakan kat area counter. aku garu kepala yang tak gatal. bila ‘line’ dah clear, kiterang pergi bayar. cashier la pulak masalahnye. diorang punye sistem tak recognize harga barang tu sebagai 50sen. sistem tak update la ni. ada le tersangkut dekat 20minit kat situ. muka aku pun dah naik tebal. customer lain yang beratur belakang aku pun dah pandang slek. aduh…abis kelas database aku pukul 3, aku pergi main snooker dengan mel. takde le aku ni hussler sangat main, ala kadar je.

malamnye time aku borak-borak dengan razif, kiterang borak-borak pasal cerita kat tv. pastu masuk la bab cerita smallville. aku kerek la dengan dia yang aku dah tengok season 3 full. dia kata dia dah tengok season 4. secara tiba-tiba, aku teruja untuk mendownload season 4. takde la aku minat sangat cerita smallville ni. tengok gitu-gitu je. tak follow. season 3 yang ada dalam hard disk backup ni pun takde masa nak tengok, tapi season 4 buleh lak aku tengok. ha ha. ok gak le season 4. clark kent boleh terbang. nak cerita kasi habis karang, spoil lak untuk sesiapa yang belum tengok tuh. ok ah, ada kerja, chalow…

urm…my holiday’s over. now it’s back to skool. luckily the first week is for class orientation and registration. none to worry about. got my exam results, and they were flyin’…o…yeah. the pain and stressness studying at projet finally pays off. my class this semester will be the same like last semester. which means, i get to be in one room with all other jackass i’ve been bitching about in this blog and with my friends. i’m thinking not to kutuk people so much lah this semester. well, we’ll see about that.

i’ve read in the forums, unofficial news, hear from a friend that streamyx been giving free speed upgrade to all their users with no extra charge. i don’t know if this was a joke, or a hoax. apparently, the news is true. 384kbps has bee upgraded to 512kpbs and and so on which means, my speed is now 1mbps. bitchin’! oh..how sweet that was. luckily my adsl router was capable of handling that speed. i haven’t notice the change until i see my speed configuration:

now my download frenzy has been doubled. plus, when streaming or downloading mp3, the speed was yummy. sadly they didn’t upgrade the upload speed or that will be super bitchin’.

during fasting month, i’ve become more subtle and patient. less ganas if i would say. it’s very comfirting. but i think i just void my pahala puasa today when while waiting for mum to buy juadah berbuka, this dude just honk me for no reason. so i gave him the finger. cool huh?

sometimes, when you sit alone and think by yourself and notice that something you did wrong? or, ever had second thought? like ‘oh shit she is no thhe girl for me’ or ‘shit i’m marrying the wrong person?’ sucks isn’it? yeah, i had a few thoughts like that. the feeling that someone/something is not right for me. feel like wanted to turn back the time and correct the what the hell that i do wrong. well, what to do. we couldn’t. in my case today, i regret buying this ‘passenger 57‘ pirate dvd. i thought there were some special features, etc. in there but i was wrong. wesley snipes were awesome with his kickass attitude, especially in demolition man, u.s marshall, blade, the art of war, etc. but in this story, well…he this movie suck. oh, well…

i’m thinking of just sleeping today since i have no list of agenda today. on the afternoon, mom woke me up asking to accompany her to buy some curtains for home. while waiting for mom to select the curtains, she asked me to pick any curtains there for my room. well, i managed to find this not-so-queer curtains and immidiately pick it up. then suddenly i got this idea of watching movie, back to back. yeah, why not. after sending mom home, i went to megapavillion bukit jambul to buy tickets. thinking of using my brand new credit card dad gave me so i will look ‘cool’ when paying for the tickets. but when one ticket costs only rm5, what the hell dude, i’m paying by cash. much easier. i’m thinking of watching 3 movies in a row but since i already watched bourne supremacy on a pirate dvd no less, i choose ‘dodgeball’ and ‘sky captain and the world of tomorrow’ instead. no ‘cinta luar biasa’ for me though. hell no…

dodgeball – this movie is scheduled at 4:00pm. the story is about a guy (peter lafleur) and his friends, compete in a dodgeball tournament to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. this movie, erm…quite ok la, although the story plot kinda hancur. 3/5 rating. ben stiller is funny but not hillarious enough. official movie site : www.dodgeballmovie.com.

sky captain and the world of tomorrow – this movie is scheduled at 7:30pm. set around new york city 1939, the story centers on a reporter who notices that the world’s scientists are disappearing. teamed with a skilled pilot and an adventurous colleague, it’s up to them to thwart the plans of a mad scientist bent on world domination. mmm…a movie done, retro style. action science fiction movie. so, 1930′s. sadly, there are too little scene by angelina jolie. i always love action movies but this one, erm…ok lah. can’t compete with star wars though. 3.5/5 rating. lot’s of witty & corny dialogue that can be used in picking up a chick (ha ha ha). having a robot kick ass. official movie site : www.skycaptain.com.

i thought the name’s funny. wait till you see the tracks…

1. Excuse me, Mr Policeman
2. Paula Malai Ali
3. Cigarette
4. School’s Not Cool
5. Peter The Pirate
6. Sexercise
7. Webchat Loser
8. Bitchbarker Virus
9. Worry
10. Hang Heroes
11. Average Porn Joe
12. Stop Shopping
13. First Asshole On The Moon
14. National Disservice
15. Run Peter Run
16. Stuck In The Rain
17. Kotek & Puki Berbulu (hidden track)

The band’s website is here.

as the title suggest, yes i went to the dentist today. when i was a little boy, i always think that going to the dentist is scary, especially when i had to pull some tooth. sakit woo…or when they put novocaine in your mouth and just numb the whole day. it’s easy to say that dentist was not my favourite. going to the normal doctor is okay though. but still, every year i had to go to them twice. if i’m not going, somebody will force me to. erm…i went there because lately my gums hurts when i eat. the positive thing when going to the detist this time is the nurse was…lovely and the doctor was…also lovely (pervert mode auto activate). after checking my teeth, the doctor says i didn’t have to pull my teeth (phew!). my teeth are just healthy. it’s just my gums back there are sensitive. so, she just gave me a lotion, that’s all. the doctor also recommend me for a teeth scaling and polishing. wash all that coffee and cigarettes stains. thinking, well, why not. during the process, my gums bleed and there was water dripping out from my mouth. it’s uncomfortable. but nevermind lah, and now my teeth is whiter. ha ha ha…

later that day, i went to ‘Nasi Ayam Periuk Besar’ at sungai kob, kulim. sedap giler. mum having nasi ayam madu, dad having nasi ayam rempah and i have the nasi ayam bakar. wow. after that, we hang at grandma’s house in kulim.

i stole this image from lowyat.net. hurm…proton super car?

this is some old jokes i collected from someone else’s sms. kinda…ok la. enjoy!

man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they later broke up and man says he want his blood back. girl throws a used tampon and says, “i’m paying you back monthly, you bastard!”

what’s the difference between a bowling ball and a slapper? nothing, they both get picked up, fingered, then fucked down an alley

there was a young man called dave who dug up a prostitutes grave. she was mouldy as shit, missing a tit but look at the money he saved

line dancer goes to the doctor to found out why he can’t dance. doctor says, “you circumcised?, well you’ve got to be a complete prick to be a line dancer!”

for those who had come to my site earlier, you would notice that i closed down this site temporarily due to a software upgrade, blogging system change and some space clean up. hope you all enjoy the ‘asmaradana’ video clip i put on the front page during this website temporary shut down. i haven’t check out my web statistic bout a month or so. usually, i loved to check it out, seeing how many visitor, bandwidth consumption, etc. when i checked it days before, i noticed that the bandwidth usage was humongous huge, about close to 1 gigabyte. wow, usually i only get about 100 megabytes. probably due to some mp3 i put in my site. then i check out the hard disk space. it’s nearly full. so i spend my day choosing what to keep and what to delete on my web server. now my usage is only 10%, which is good.

after checking the web statistic, i decided to change the layout and design of this web for more fun and funky. after thinking, i decided to keep to the design for a while due to i am a lazy jackass. that’s why some of you wonder, “what the hell this dude change on his website?”. penat la nak design baru. probably later. so, i decided only to change the blogging system. now i’m using wordpress, which is more fun, easier to edit and configure and they have the best user support. you’ll notice something different when clicking on the posting comment or saw the brand new ‘send posts to your friend’. enjoy it. i’m actually on a holiday in penang. thinking of escaping the big city by coming to another big city? ha ha…later…

wopp…tetiba pulak aku bangun pagi hari ni. aku punya mood nak menulis pun tiba-tiba sampai. tapi aku teringin nak tulis dalam bm la pulak. malam semalam, aku lepak-lepak dengan ayah aku kat kedai mamak (pelita, klcc). first time aku lepak situ ngan shimi. saja-saja nak impress ayah aku, aku bawak dia pergi minum kat situ. time aku tengah melantak roti canai bawang ni, aku pandang-pandang le keadaan sekeliling. ramai gak le bebudak muda-mudi yang baru mengenal dunia ni lepak kat situ. dessing sekor-sekor fuhh…seperti esok tiada lagi. disebabkan pepagi buta tu supermarket atau shopping complex masih belum bukak, aku menganggarkan yang diorang ni kebanyakannya baru balik dari disko atau konsert alicia keys. tak kisah le memana pun, sebab i don’t give a shit.

pandang dan pandang aku tertarik kat satu meja ni. minah ni pakai, bergaya abis. nampak itu ini. yang tak tahannya, siap pakai cermin mata hitam. aisey, apa kejadahnye la pakai cermin mata hitam pepagi buta ni. nampak je jalannya? mungkin dengan adanya spek mata hitam, penglihatan dikorbankan demi gaya. sama le jugak time aku lepak-lepak kat kedai makan area ampang nih. ada mamat nih pakai cermin mata hitam time memalam buta. aku dengan member aku terus gelak abis-abisan le kat situ. aduh…ntah le muda mudi sekarang ni.

dah lama aku tak baca new straits times. time sekolah dulu, selalu gak le baca sebab sekolah aku buat projek add (akhbar dalam darjah). benda favourite aku kat nst ni kartun dengan computimes. he he he. satu hari tu, kakak aku beli nst baru yang saiz kecik tu. biasanya dia beli the star. the star pun sama le jugak, aku minat bahagian kartun dengan tech-central je. berbalik kepada cerita nst tadi, aku ada ternampak satu artikel pasal fesyen dan thumbdrive. so, aku pun teringin nak bercerita pasal tu kat sini.

thumbdrive kat atas ni aku punya (duh!). kapasiti 256mb dengan keupayaan lock dan usb 2.0. harga dia time beli dulu dalam rm180 camtu. ayah aku belanja time pc fair. begitu hebatnya teknologi sekarang, ram yang begitu besar dapat dikecilkan jadi sebesar ibu jari tangan. banyak gak le menatang ni menyumbang dalam menjayakan kehidupan aku. member-member aku pun sekarang dah ramai guna benda ni. dia dah jadi macam fashion statement. trend. aksesori kehidupan. kebanyakannya suka gantung kat leher, cam gantung telefon. ada yang buat key chain, ada yang letak dalam poket atau letak atas meja aje.

bagi aku ler, aku tak suka gantung-gantung benda kat leher ni. letak dalam poket aje sempoi. sama la jugak dengan handphone. walaupun sekecil manapun handphone, letak dalam poket aje. tapi sekarang ni aku letak handphone dalam poket baju kalau boleh. haritu aku ada terbaca pasal artikel yang kalau kita letak handphone dalam poket seluar boleh menyebabkan sperma jadi tak sihat. tu yang takut sket, ha ha ha…kalau aku pakai seluar jeans yang agak ketat sket, aku letak dalam poket baju gak. takut terkemik handphone aku nanti. ehh…berbalik kepada cerita thumbdrive tadi, menatang ni memudahkan aku dari segi perpindahan data.

kalau sebelum ni, aku pindah data pakai internet, cd-r/rw, lan crosslink cable dan disket. kalau simpan data kat internet ni, kebanyakannya aku simpan benda-benda yang nak pakai selalu. lagipun sekarang akses internet ada kat mana-mana. cd-r/rw ni aku dah jarang guna kecuali kalau nak simpan data kekal. satu kapasiti cd-r/rw ada dalam 700mb. kalau nak simpan sikit kan dah membazir. dengan lambat nak burn lagi, pastu possibility calar lah apa lah. disket, takyah cerita aaa. zaman dulu aku pakai disket nak transfer mp3, mau pakai dekat 3 bijik disket satu lagu. pakai zip compression. pehh…pastu mudah calar, kemik dan sebagainya.

dengan thumbdrive ni, nak simpan atau pindah data menjadi senang dan cepat. cucuk kat pc, pastu terus boleh pakai. dengan teknologi yang semakin membangun nih, kapasiti thumbdrive akan menjadi lebih besar dan saiz benda tu akan menjadi semakin kecil. sekarang ni pun dah ada thumbdrive kapasiti 1gb, saiz besar pen aje. bentuk thumbdrive pun bermacam-macam dah sekarang. bentuk bulat, warna warni. ada pulak sesetengahnya diintegrate dengan peralatan lain macam mp3 player, digital camera, bluetooth, wireless lan dan macam-macam lagi. hebat-hebat. kalau kat dalam filem, dulu orang tunjuk nak pindah data pakai cd, mungkin sekarang orang pakai thumbdrive aje.

lagi kecik sesuatu barang tu, lagi senang hilang. iye ke? tapi yang nyatanya, tak kisah le kecil atau besar. thumbdrive ni memang berguna. aku rekemen kat korang semua supaya angkat satu. kita masuk ke trend terkini. berguna dari segi penyimpanan data hinggalah kepada fesyen. lagipun, kalau kita guna thumbdrive ni nanti, orang tengok kita pun nampak cool. bergaya, macho dan ada kelas. kira berlagak la sikit. ha ha ha…