Monthly Archives: May 2005

star wars

yes finally, the ending. you don’t know the length i would take just for this ticket. kudos and credit goes to shimi for slaving himself in helping me. yep, i’m fucking selfish. anywhoo, the movie is allright. no, wait, the movie is kinda awesome. better reserved your ticket now as i’m sure the show will be sold out everyday. and oh, please remember that school holiday are coming. expect those annoying kids pestering the movie theater and shopping mall every fucking day. i’m not a star wars freaks like some of my friends (who buys books, dvd, action figures, etc.) but the anticipation that runs high makes me have to watch this movie on the opening day or i’ll kill someone or something…whatever. in this movie, i like that part where chancellor palpatine draws his light saber when mace windu want to arrest him. eventhough you are not a star wars fan, i suggest you see the movie, just for the kicks, make george lucas wallet fatter or whatever. pick your choice, i don’t care. you can always watch senario xx later on vcd, original or the pirate ones.

» video away messages.

» fear factor flash game.

» cat proof your computer.

» a pepsi commercial.

» pose with your toaster.

» seriously, what the fuck is this?

treat

yumm…somebody buy me a pizza today. i am a freebies whore. i love freebies (well, who dosen’t?). anyway, thank you miki for the treat. i’ll wait for the sushi. ha ha ha…

» gwen stefani digital camera.

» 50 fun things to do with your ipod.

» a very tall building. see the pictures.

emule configuration

i’ve been using emule for a while now. most of my friends prefer bittorent but not me. maybe not now. or someday. emule is far more better than kazaa or kazaa lite. plus, i’ve been using emule because this comedy/drama series download website requires their user to use this software.

what’s so special about emule? well, most of their server is still online, the files i downloaded here are authentic (none of those bogus mp3 file crap) and fast. i was baffled last night when my internet connection suddenly die and then resume working. mirc started to give “ping timeout” messages. my wan ip is still the same, which means that i’m still connected to the network. at first, i thought theres something wrong with my cable. broken, loose or bitten by a rat.

then i remember the day when my friend want to use his spyware infested computer on my home network. the whole network shut down/halt because the spyware in my friend computer was jamming up the network sending enourmous data to the modem. so, in this case, i try to shut down emule. yes, my network working as usual. that is after i curse and swear at tm net a bit. what’s wrong? emule is jamming up the network by sending and receiving data too much (ha ha ha) and there’s something about nat configuration on my router.

a bit reading at emule website and tweaking my emule, my network is running fine now. so, if you use emule, have a router / complicated network configuration and have this kind of problem, check out this page. good luck.

referrer spam

hi. i’m in the mood of writing a tutorial. this time it is about referrer spam. i use awstats to manage my website statistic, bandwidth, ip log and of course the referrer. referer helps me see anybody who’s linking me in their website so maybe and probably i’ll link them back. all was okay but now suddenly i got spammed in my referrer list. wtf? those spammer motherfuckers.

most of them are about those “casino” stuff and yes, “jeslina hashim”. at first, they are small in quantity and harmless. but then, they suddenly grow and started to annoy me. i tried this code and put them in my .htaccess, hoping that they all go away.

deny from 127.0.
deny from 69.160.
deny from 69.175.
deny from 68.224.
deny from 68.227.
deny from someurl.com

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updates

hi ya’ll. shockingly, i have some free time. so, i decided to clean the codes and touch up my website. i already upgrade to the latest version of wordpress. it’s so easy. especially the theme selection. anyway, if you notice (duhh…), i have a new menu on the right – – – ->

it is called ‘Fav. Feeds’. it is where i feed all my favourite rss from other websites that i read daily. check it out ya’ll. if you have a rss syndication on your website, a nice content / news and would like to be featured at my favourite feeds or if you know someone who has, send the link at ed[at]azfar.my for review.

by the way, bluehyppo have an exclusive ntv 7 streaming tv at their website. i rip them off and put the codes here. ha ha ha. check it out before they turn off the service.

ok, i got to jet. somebody wants to buy me a pizza. later…

early

i just woke up. feeling woozy from last night. i’m suppose to do something but i can’t remember what. nevermind lah. last night i watch this movie with a fellow blogger, miki. we hang out at klcc. actually, i don’t want to go to klcc. it is bloody boring. but since it is the nearest shopping complex to my home, bantai aje la. my internet connection is a bit fucked up just now. after rebooting my router, it kinda goes back to normal. well huh, stupid tm net. ok, i want to sleep some more. later.

» ultraman melayu. wtf??!! (view with quicktime/nokia media player)

» where’s waldo. the text version.

» tetris furniture.

» yoda and pepsi.

» top ten things your girl shouldn’t know.

» crazy or stupid?

» ipod vending machine.

» xbox 360 fact sheet.

» wtf is this?

pinged

i am pissed, just right now. why? the backup server at jalan hang tuah decided to die today, just now. when i asked my tech-admin why, he said that tnb decided to do a “maintenance” today and blackouted the data centre (yeah, data centre with no backup power apparently). i have to wait until tomorrow for the place to be up and running. damn it. my images server is down again. some of my images has been relocated to other backup server and some not. i’m too tired to change the path on all of my blog entry. do expect an “x” sign when you read my entry archive. oh, i forgot. i got a date tomorrow. ha ha ha…

» oil computer.

» away messages.

» defiant digit.

» how to be famous in ten easy steps.

» hack iis 6.0 and win yourself an xbox.

» cherry for sale.

» geek fantasies.

little johnny

this story is kinda nsfw. so, before you read, make sure you are not sensitive, can accept a sense of humor and of course, open minded. ahh, what the heck, you all love sex stories anyways. just read it.

One day, little Johnny asked his mom what sex was.

“Tonight, go into your sister’s room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.”

The following morning, Johnny’s mom asked what happened.

Little Johnny explained, “Well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot.

So sister’s boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just like the doctor would.

Except he’s not so smart because both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. Then i finally found out what was making them sick – a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend’s pants somehow.

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