20 things
20 things to tell a geek in the bedroom
“Can I put some thermal grease on your CPU?�
“As long as I can put the heat sink on.�
“Ping me baby!�
“You can insert your floppy into my drive anytime.�
“Give me more of that bandwith!�
“Want to see my optical drives?�
“Take my Hard Drive for a spin.�
“You put LEDs in my fans!
“It’s time for a reboot, baby!�
“Can I add my OS to your partition?�
“I can gobble up anyone’s system resources!�
“Juice up my lithium battery.�
“I’ll make your PSU smoke!�
“Do you know where my hotspot is?
“No dial-up tonight! We’re moving on to broadband!�
“Can I see your boot disk?�
“My CPU is smokin’ hot!�
“Pop that RAM in my slot!�
“I can compile anything you throw at me!�
“You make my fans roar!�