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26Sep/090

Attitude

'Sup

It was late at night and I am hungry. Bored with mamak and I was lurking for a burger that time, so, i choose to eat at McDonald's.

Only two counter open and the line was quit long. The hell, still got people not sleeping? A couples of minutes later, I got my order.

While eating, I look around. From my observation, I can say that Malaysians are fucking filthy. Yeah yeah sure, we already pay the tax and all, but that doesn't give you the right to eat like an asshole. Chili sauce all over the table, spilled drinks, etc. etc.

We should be taught on how to be a civilized people. I remember when I was at the UK. After eating, they will put all the leftovers and trash in the tray and throw it into the dustbin. I mean, how hard is it? The tray doesn't event weigh 10 kilo. You don't have to wipe the table by the way.

I wonder what these people home/dining table looks like after a meal...

OK. Later.

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20Sep/090

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

I would like to wish all of my Muslim readers Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri (Eid ul-Fitr) (2009/1430H). I also want to apologize for all of my wrongdoings and hope we can start a new book. Maaf Zahir dan Batin. In the meantime, enjoy your holidays, drive save and have fun.

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17Sep/091

Walking through

'Sup.

This year Ramadhan is nearing its end. Dunno if I'm lucky enough to meet it next year. It's been a fun and insightful month.

Anyways...it also means glorious buffet. Well, not all glorious tho'. There's some that are expensive and sucks. But of course, there are a difference between a cheap buffet and expensive buffet.

There's one I went at a hotel in the middle of KL. The food is quite good, many selection and not overcrowded. The people there also ethical and got manners. Comparing that to the one I went at a hotel at Ampang, damn man. Crowded, full of kids running, no queuing, too noisy. Hurrr.

But then again, yeah, I should expect that tho' with the price I pay.

There's one thing I notice when i went to these buffet. The number of obese Malaysians are increasing day by day. I want to walk between the tables to the food section but most of the way is blocked by people and their chairs. They cannot pull the chair closer to the table because of, well, being fat.

These kind of people should just sit on the floor.

Later got high blood pressure, diabetes or heart disease, blame other people.

Ok. Later.

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3Sep/090

Food of channel

'Sup.

What TV channel do you guise like?

Doesn't matter if it's local, astro or the fucking parabola dish, the one which excites most of the guys is the one with nudity, partial nudity, near nudity, explosions, gunfights, fistfights, dirty jokes and then some. Guys will be guys, amiright?

I myself, of course like those kind of things on my channel especially the one that packed with action. It sorta like pumping the adrenaline and making me dream of being an action hero before going to sleep.

Anyways, besides these channel, sometimes I like to watch those cooking shows. Usually the ones at AFC. Naked chef, License to grill. These are the feels good man show. I watch this kind of show for the recipe. Sometimes when bored, I'd fill my time with cooking. Just for the luls.

Speaking of AFC, I notice they have this new show called 'French food at home with Laura Calder'. It looks like a good show, teaching you on how to prepare a French meal. French food is quite good and I don't mind having some. I'd definitely watch it. For the food, for the recipe and of course...

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26Aug/090

Disease free

'Sup.

By this time, I'm sure all of youse already know about the Flu type A or in short, H1N1 or in other terms, pig flu or hey of course, the best coined term, SELSEMA BABI.

I rarely take the public transport. Usually I drive my car to work. But there are times where I feel like or needed to take it. Crowded place, so, I wear 'em masks. I only wear the mask in the LRT though. Other places like malls, supermarket, nope.

The mass media already spread the awareness of this H1N1 thing. It depends on the people to take action in protecting them from the flu. Eventhough I knew the specifications of the high risks group that might get the flu, hey, I don't want to take any chances. Masks on.

But there's one thing I hate though.

Some of these assholes, they already knew they have flu (not necessarily H1N1), cough, fever, etc., they still want to ride the public transport and spread their germs. Now, what the fuck with the self centered attitude? Coughing, blow their nose and spreading shits airborne. Come one man, at least wear a mask if you want to go public.

The next person I saw did this, Imma gonna hit 'em in the face. Hahaha, if there is no law of hitting people who spread germs of course.

Later.

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22Aug/090

Ramadhan

Hi Guys & Girls.

Happy Ramadhan to all.

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29Jul/090

Man date

'Sup

Past few days, I was looking for a new friend. Maybe the plan is to weed out a few friends and gain a new one. Reason? Nothing. Just for the lulz. Besides, I get bored easily. Some of my friends are replaceable anyways. I don't need a friend who comes to you when have a problem.

Since this is the 21st century, I must act like a very hi-tech person. So, off to the online social sites I go. In search of a man date. Well, before you go all gay faggot on me, I'm not looking for a guy to fuck. Man, come on. Just to find some casual friends. Someone cool to hang out with. But, uh anyways, not that I have a problem with gays tho.

Friendster, Facebook, IRL later, I found a couple of 'em. Some are cool, some well, uh...sucks. Well, it's still a work in progress.

We'll see how.

Later.

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22Jul/091

Italian spiderman

Best gile citer nih.

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19Jul/092

Breaking up

'Sup

Ever have a friend that you actually don't want to be friends with, but have to? Maybe because of pity, related to family or forced?

I have that one. He constantly call me. Maybe twice a week, asking to go hangout or something. We have nothing in common. When we hang out, it's always dead silence. Only a bit of conversation like, "How are you", "How's work". So, everytime he call and want to hang out, I have to keep making excuses until I ran out of it.

How do you break up with a guy? You just meet up and say, "Dude, I think we should stop hanging out. It's not you, it's me."?

That's weird. Well, I dunno LOL. We'll see.

Later.

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13Jul/091

Money whore

'Sup

Ever go dine with a woman? Not your girlfriend. Just friend. Colleague. Office mate. Friend of a friend. Whatever. Used to when still schooling. Now, on working days, usually I went in group that more than 2 people.

So it happens one day that one female colleague ask me to accompany her for lunch. Hey, sure, I like lunch and I like to eat. She want to eat pasta. So, ok. Off we go to lunch.

Bla bla bla...eating and talking, when it comes to the paying the bill part, she ask me to pay for her meal. Now now, what the fuck is this? I didn't agree to this. If I know I was gonna have to pay for some random bitch for a lunch, I better off to see prostitute or alternatively, dine alone.

Some poking, here and there, bla bla bla, pinjam dulu, etc. I pay for the food. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not stingy. I'd buy you lunch. I don't mind the price. But, I should consent/agree to it first before going to dine. I don't like surprises and certainly I don't like bitches who take advantage of people. If you want me to buy your lunch, ask me first. Damnit, I should leave her there alone.

When buying someone a meal, it should come from the heart. If you don't feel like it, it cannot be forced. it's like taking one in the arse or buttsex for short.

So, remember. You want people to pay for your meal, ask first. Or at least give something back like a quickie or blow job.

Later.

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6Jul/090

ATM rage

'Sup?

Today is not that a good day for me. It was ok, but I'm not in the mood. Well, monday blues LOL what to do. It used to be a favorite day but now, mehh...not so much. But still, life goes on. We have to do what we got to do.

Woke up, punch in at the office and went out for breakfast before heading to clients office. I actually prefer to hang around at office on monday but well, duty calls. I hope the damn company find me a new assistant fast.

During all this thing that I do today, I stop by Maybank KLCC to reload my Touch & Go. The line is not that long and I thought it'll not take too much time. Underestimate the Murphy Law you shall not young padawan.

Just two problems there.

The female in front take too much time to withdraw money. I mean, what the fuck man? Insert card, push here and there, done. It's your money and you should know the balance.

When it comes to my turn, the guy behind me stand too close for comfort. What's this dude problem? So I turn back and shout some insults. Reload my Touch & Go, and shout insult some more. The proof? Go find Maybank KLCC CCTV LOL. Well sorry dude, don't invade other people private space next time.

That's all for my monday rants. Later.

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2Jul/090

Why I like taking the LRT

'Sup? Here's something that I like to share with all of youse.

I drive a car to work. Easier and sometimes convenient. The only problem with driving is finding a parking spot and traffic jam. Mah fukken place don't have an allocation yet for monthly pass. Full house. I have to wait until somebody die first.

So, another alternative is taking the LRT. I don't like it at first. Over crowded, people touching me, big disease carrying box, queing up, etc. But then, I slowly like it and apparently adapt to it. Why? The main reason is that I get to exercise. I mean, who have time to exercise now? Before this, I can only do it on weekends but now, everyday yo!

1. The leg
Walking from the LRT car park to the station. Wait for the LRT to come. Walk from LRT to my destination. Heck. That's a lot of walking and the use of legs.

2. The hands
Holding the handle or anything that you can grab in the LRT. Swiping the card. Woahh, it's gonna buff up my arms man.

3. Body
A lot of walking surely can burn some fat. Good for health. Who knows it'll give you a six pack too?

4. Eyes
Moving eyes up and down, left and right. Looking at what? Downblouse cleavage or upskirts of course. LOL.

That's all for now

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