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Month: December 2007

jokes #1

sementara tunggu tahun baru ni, aku post joke ni. baca aje lahh…

True story.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

“The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.”

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sengal sendi

wuh. sakit badan. ya, sakit badan. semalam aku buat workout secara ekstrim kat gym yang menyebabkan badan aku sakit gile. tapi takpe, dah itu yang aku cari, itu lah yang aku dapat. dah hampir sebulan aku turun naik gym. perubahan? entahle, aku tak nampak lagi. itu nampak gayanya kena usaha, tunggu dan lihat. atau nak disimpulkan, sabar laaaa.

cuti sekolah dah hampir habis. semua sekolah, kolej, universiti dah nak bukak. jadi bermakna, akan kurangnya orang di klcc nanti. yess…bahagia. sungguh bahagia. kalau tak, nak lunch pun susah gila. beratur panjang, cari tempat duduk, budak-budak berlari sana-sini. ish, mak bapak ape ni anak-anak duk berlari kat eskeletor pun tak jaga. jatuh karang, padan muka.

citer pasal tu, semalam aku dinner kat mid valley. curry mee with bbq chicken and fried wanton dia memang marvellous walaupun aku ditegah makan bende tu. forbidden stuff memang sedap. oh, alkisah masa aku tengah beratur nak beli air, aku dengar kapel kat belakang ni, tengah tengok menu air sambil berborak. satu menu tulis, ‘bandung lime juice’. so, diorang decide nak order air tuh.

lepas aku bayar, aku dengar lah diorang nak order air tu kat cahsier. ‘bang, bandung lime juice satu’. aku tengah tahan mulut aku time ni. bila cashier tu bagitau, ‘itu air bandung atau lime juice sahaja kak’ aku dah takble tahan nak gelak. menu tu actually tulis ‘bandung’ line pertama dan ‘lime juice’ line kedua. harga sama, rm2. keh keh keh. walaupun tak baik gelakkan orang, tapi tak boleh tahan seh. yelahh, next time aku behave.

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reflection

finally, i got my car a car tint after been burned by the sunlight while driving and damaging a few cards as well as bending some things out of shape. well, i haven’t tested it thorough yet but it does looks nice. dark and cool. the dude says jpj compliant, so no worries there.

long holiday. most of my friends went back to kampung. me? i have to work. but it’s ok. anywhoo, later.

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beratur panjang

hmm…aku rasa dah pernah kut emo pasal beratur panjang kat mesin atm. kenapa perlu orang spend time lama-lama kat mesin atm tuh? masuk kad, masuk pin, masukkan nilai wang, ambik kad, ambik duit, ambik resit dan blah. ini sampai 20 minit. gile ke? kalau tambah check baki kat proses tu pun tak lama sampai 20 minit. hish.

waktu sekarang ialah cuti sekolah. jadi aku nak keluar lunch atau balik awal pun kekadang malas. malas nak turun berhimpit kat klcc tuh. waktu lunch, aku lebih prefer bungkus bawak balik. senang cerita, tak banyak songeh cari seat.

kalau korang merupakan seorang saintis. pastu tinggal sorang-sorang kat satu negeri dan tak boleh jalan waktu malam sebab ada benda akan makan korang. benda yang disebabkan oleh satu virus. apa korang nak buat? well, cari vaksin la untuk sembuhkan penyakit tuh.

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companion cube

yep. lama gile aku tak main game. aku tak follow sangat benda-benda gini. bagi yang anggap game tu hobi, yang gile-gile punye fanatik, setiap kali game baru keluar, mesti pegi beli atau download sebab nak test. aku, hanya pilih game yang menarik bagi aku. benda yang intriguing. generally aku suka game tembak. seronok. heh heh.

aku ada dengar pasal game nama ‘portal’. dia lebih kurang macam puzzle. jadi aku pun dengan selamba download dan try. ada lah sampai pukul 3 pagi. addicted pulak. macam-macam level ada dan semuanya memerlukan kita berfikir nak setelkan puzzle dan gerak geri. kalau nak tahu lebih, pegi google atau download dan try.

oh ye, game ni pun aku dah teraddicted jugak. hish, main sampai dah complete level. ni sume salah mereka yang memperkenalkan game ni kat aku.

ok. sekian, terima kasih.

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kebetulan

ah…weekend dah habis. sungguh tidak best. walaupun minggu ni aku cuti panjang, ia tetap tak cukup. heh heh. anyways, memang berproduktif jugak le hujung minggu aku nih. banyak benda aku dah setelkan. servis kereta lah, ape lah.

anyways, ada satu benda nak sharing. aku rasa, kali ni dah 5 kali. mana-mana aku pergi, mesti terjumpa. odd places pulak tu. tempat yang aku tak sangka ada, tapi memang ada. apa kejadah yang aku cakap ni? linda onn dengan sapa nama boifren dia tu? huh tak popular langsung boifren dia tuh.

seryes. mana-mana aku pergi jalan dengan teman, mesti terjumpa minah ni. dah naik bosan aku. terkini masa aku nak pasang tinted cermin kereta aku kat bandar ampang. kedai biasa aku. sambil aku duk borak-borak dengan mamat sales kedai aksesori kereta tu, aku terperasan ada sorang minah ni duk dalam kete mesdis, duk bermanja-manja dengan boifren dia kat seat belakang kut disambil melihat perkerja memasang tinted kat cermin kereta mesdis tuh.

bila dia keluar dari kete, aku tepuk dahi. pekkk. ah, memang betul sangkaan aku. linda onn dengan boifren dia tuh. mamat sales tu tanya aku, “itu sapa? dj radio eh?”. aku angguk-angguk aje la kepala. lalu berjalan pergi ke kerata aku sambil menggeleng-gelengkan kepala. plis jangan stalking ai ok. tak larat tau. ha ha ha…dah sekian terima kasih.

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