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referrer spam

hi. i’m in the mood of writing a tutorial. this time it is about referrer spam. i use awstats to manage my website statistic, bandwidth, ip log and of course the referrer. referer helps me see anybody who’s linking me in their website so maybe and probably i’ll link them back. all was okay but now suddenly i got spammed in my referrer list. wtf? those spammer motherfuckers.

most of them are about those “casino” stuff and yes, “jeslina hashim”. at first, they are small in quantity and harmless. but then, they suddenly grow and started to annoy me. i tried this code and put them in my .htaccess, hoping that they all go away.

deny from 127.0.
deny from 69.160.
deny from 69.175.
deny from 68.224.
deny from 68.227.
deny from someurl.com
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quiet

the school holiday has just begun. i can see it is fun for those who is still in school. yeah, me too shared the fun of it a looong time ago. there’s one thing i hate when school holiday started. places like klcc, mid valley or somewhere else is fulled with pre-pubescent schoolboy and schoolgirl wandering around, whoring or whatever showing off their slutnuss in those hip-hop gear, tight t-shirt or mini skirt mengalahkan orang dewasa (no offence ya’ll). if they have a big tits, i don’t mind that. ini, ala keciknya (i’m not a pedo okay). semua tempat penuh, especially food court and the cinema. but this is ‘kinda’ a free country. so who am i to complain.

i am bored today, so i went to see the movie ‘robots’ at berjaya times square with shimi. it was our luck because there was still many seats available and we get the best seat. otherwise, we have to use the sms or web ticket booking. i was thinking of watching the movie in imax format but then, maybe next time though (rm15 per person for imax is quite expensive if compared to rm12 for two person, using a student id card with the old fashioned cinema). buat-buat terkejut la pulak when the ticket counter boy asked if we had our student card (perasan tua). we then went to ‘jambu‘ house at villa putera or puteri or whatever (near the pwtc). he lives on 24th floor. man, the scenery is awesome. got to see the part of kl not to mention the air, the breeze. it’s fun. but there’s one thing. the elevator there is quite scary. we were on our way to the 24th floor when the elevator suddenly shaking and stops on 10th floor. then it fall to the 8th floor and stopped. all buttons didn’t work. shit, please don’t fall down. thankfully it resume to work and it go to the ground floor. by the way, we went there to fix jambu’s wireless router. a problem regarding password, dns server and stuff.

i’m going to sabah on 16 march. my first time, how exciting. yep, never been to that other part of malaysia. if my uncle have an internet connection there, i’ll post some pictures or stories.

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nice keywords

yes, tits took the throne for the top keyword used to find this website. see how many tits i wrote in my rants. maybe i should post a couple picture of breasts here. ha ha ha…

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kita merungut

ahh…hari jumaat. hujung minggu. meh nak cerita sikit ataupun dengan kata lain, aku nak membebel sikit. hari ni aku ada presentation multimedia. kena buat slaid powerpoint. bangun pukul 11:30 pagi, aku baru teringat yang slaid tu aku tak buat lagi. jadi aku terpaksa pakai fast idea. duduk depan pc ni, pastu terus type apa yang patut. nasib baik aku dapat siapkan sebelum pukul 13:00. lega sket. aku telefon si mel tu nak tanya dia dah dapat pinjam notebook marwan ke tak, tapi mamat tu kat sepital dengan kakak dia. tak datang. so, nak tak nak aku terpakse la bawak notebook kesayangan aku ni ke kelas untuk buat presentation. memandangkan hari ni jumaat, aku selalu la datang lambat. kelas 14:30 tapi aku datang 15:00. ingatkan dah lambat tapi nasib baik lecturer tak datang lagi. masuk kelas, aku dah mula terasa aura ‘tak ble bla’ dalam tu. ada sesuatu yang tak akan kena hari tu. well, murphy’s law. what can go wrong, can go wrong. raja market kelas aku dah ready dalam tu. dia pun nak bawak notebook gak. fuh…lantak engkau orang la. ambik angin jap pastu lecturer masuk. dia cakap projektor unavailable. ada la budak-budak yang merungut kononnye tak boleh buat presentation la, pakai ohp la. aduh, kamon la. tak reti berusaha gamaknya budak-budak ni. aku dengan selambenya sound lecturer yang aku nak teruskan present sebab aku pakai notebook sendiri. hah, bebudak lain nak merungut? mampos korang la. aku volunteer present first. sehabis baik yang boleh la aku cuba present. bile lecturer komen ok, lega sikit rasanya. habis present aku nak tutup notebook aku tu, tapi ada plak group second mintak-mintak aku nak pinjam notebook. haa…pastu aku mula rasa tak best. tapi well, being a gentlemen, aku kasi semua orang, ya aku repeat, semua orang dalam kelas aku pinjam notebook aku untuk present.

gambar kat atas tu aku dan group member tengah buat presentation. kualiti tak best sebab pakai kamera telefon. ahh…tak ble bla sungguh. ada jugak satu group tu disket penuh dengan virus yang babi pun nak present guna notebook aku. nasib baik aku sentiasa update anti virus. pastu nak kata notebook aku ni yang ada virus pulak. aku belasah kat situ karang mampus plak. time bebudak lain present tu, aku dah tentu le suka menyiksa. semua group aku tanya soalan. terkial-kial nak jawab. tapi particularly group ‘kapel’ ni la yang agak bodo sikit. sendiri yang beriya-iya mintak aku tanya, pastu plak kata tak tau nak jawab camne dengan gaya mengada-ada. apa la barang bebudak ni. eii…sabar jela. sejarahnya hari ni satu je, raja market bertanyakan soalan kat aku buat pertama kali. berani gak dia eh. dia nak tanya pasal wireless. memandangkan aku dah membenci dia, aku jawab ala kadar je. ape la barang mamat ni. ada notebook tak reti guna. windows sp2 tak update, resolution kecik, driver grafik card takde. huh. aku malas le pulak nak bagitau area wireless free kat ampang ni. nanti tak best plak. pastuh bawak notebook nak buat presentation kononnya tapi takde drive disket. bodo gile. dah habis ordeal sesi tak boleh bla tu, aku nak pergi la kemas notebook aku ni. tengah elok nak tekan shutdown, dan-dan si nadia horny tits tu tutup suis plag notebook aku. aduh…pantek. memang pantek. ape tak tau ke komputer ni kena shutdown dulu sebelum tutup suis? aku dah tak tau nak cakap apa. nak marah pun…uhh ntahle, dah tak larat dah. habis kemas aku pergi minum pastu terus balik rumah. cuma satu benda la yang bestnya time aku bagi budak-budak kelas aku yang tak ble bla ni pinjam notebook aku. satu pun tak appreciate nak cakap thanks kat aku ke apa ke. no one bother to do that apparently. ahli group aku pun tak cakap thanks. terkilan gak la. ada sorang je la yang cakap kat aku. kalau aku tak kasi guna barang aku apa cer korang semua hah? mmm…takpe la kot? huh, budak -budak sekarang. perangai cam khinzir. ok, sekian bitching aku hari ini.

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err. . .


yes, that IS my thumbdrive

feel like a fucking idiot. if there were an award for the careless person, i might get it. seems that i already found my thumbdrive. it was hidden under my laundry. and i spent a whole day yesterday, thinking i was gonna lost it forever. well, sorry for the trouble (started to make copies of my thumbdrive in the hard drive).

nothing special happened today. just the usual, cursing other people and giving someone a nickname. ‘pointy horny tits’ was surely mad when we make fun of her and asked her to switch off her fucking handphone during class.

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