old jokes

this is some old jokes i collected from someone else’s sms. kinda…ok la. enjoy!

man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they later broke up and man says he want his blood back. girl throws a used tampon and says, “i’m paying you back monthly, you bastard!”

what’s the difference between a bowling ball and a slapper? nothing, they both get picked up, fingered, then fucked down an alley

there was a young man called dave who dug up a prostitutes grave. she was mouldy as shit, missing a tit but look at the money he saved

line dancer goes to the doctor to found out why he can’t dance. doctor says, “you circumcised?, well you’ve got to be a complete prick to be a line dancer!”