20 things to tell a geek in the bedroom
â€œCan I put some thermal grease on your CPU?â€?
â€œAs long as I can put the heat sink on.â€?
â€œPing me baby!â€?
â€œYou can insert your floppy into my drive anytime.â€?
â€œGive me more of that bandwith!â€?
â€œWant to see my optical drives?â€?
â€œTake my Hard Drive for a spin.â€?
â€œYou put LEDs in my fans!
â€œItâ€™s time for a reboot, baby!â€?
â€œCan I add my OS to your partition?â€?
â€œI can gobble up anyoneâ€™s system resources!â€?
â€œJuice up my lithium battery.â€?
â€œIâ€™ll make your PSU smoke!â€?
â€œDo you know where my hotspot is?
â€œNo dial-up tonight! Weâ€™re moving on to broadband!â€?
â€œCan I see your boot disk?â€?
â€œMy CPU is smokinâ€™ hot!â€?
â€œPop that RAM in my slot!â€?
â€œI can compile anything you throw at me!â€?
â€œYou make my fans roar!â€?